Wednesday, May 9, 2012

 Sometimes our walk in the mornings is full of whining or nagging (depending upon the party speaking)  And then some times magic like this happens.  I present to you a song written by  on this morning's walk:

To the tune of “There was an Old Woman Who Swallowed a Spider”

by N

There was an old woman who swallowed a spy
I don’t know why she swallowed a spy
She wouldn’t say why.

There was an old woman who swallowed a gator
I’m surprised it didn’t jump up and ate her

She swallowed the gator to swallow the spy
I don’t know why she swallowed the spy
She wouldn’t say way.

There was an old woman who swallowed a t-rex
he wouldn’t pee like all the rest

She swallowed the t-rex to swallow the gator
She swallowed the gator to swallow the spy
I don’t know why she swallowed the spy
She wouldn’t say why

There was an old woman who swallowed a giganotosaurus
And now in his tummy there is a singing chorus

She swallowed the giganotosaurus to swallow the t-rex
She swallowed the t-rex to swallow the gator
She swallowed the gator to swallow the spy
I don’t know why she swallowed the spy
She wouldn’t say why

There was an old lady who began to burp
And then out came a dinosaur shirt.





2 comments:

Danielle Vermette said...

This kills me on so many levels. It's what it's all about. Love. --Danielle V.

Anonymous said...

Beat poet in the making....